egad

[vuzh]

iancstewart challenged me to come up with some song lyrics in a half an hour for his project he's got going on now,
here's the stupid little thing that plopped out.
why don't we call it "Zip It"? just because.

Aaron Neville is the Devil
on a girney with attorney
and a trident he is strident
exhalations quite repellant
it's a crime it's a crime egad it's a crime

his mind is benign
it's curly and uterine
made of bakelite and byzantine
no sharps no flats no squares no sines
it's benign it's benign egad it's benign

i'm the emissary
with a rhyming dictionary
speaking hanzi or is it kamji?
there's Rembrandt-si's in my pantsies
saccharine saccharine egad saccharine

Comments

[skjonn.livejournal.com]

heh

[divka.livejournal.com]

Hooray for bakelite!