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[vuzh]

if Sara Lee and Mrs. Smith had a fist fight, who do you have your money on?

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[psymonetta.livejournal.com]

Now, why would the ever get in a fight in the first place? Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

[mrdankelly.livejournal.com]

Little Debbie. She bites.

[snooks.livejournal.com]

Aunt Jemima would whup both their asses for sass.

But I'd bet on Mrs. Smith. Sara Lee is a poundcake-pushing bitch.

[iancstewart.livejournal.com]

If you find the answer, and it rhymes, may I use it for a Devilcake lyric? This is exactly how these things get started.

Like: does the Hamburgler take it in the ear from Grimace or is it the other way around?

[vuzh.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Smith, Sara Lee and I...
they both want to give me their pie

?

[iancstewart.livejournal.com]

Sara Lee takes my sausage in her eye.

I don't know either. Damn.

[twistedzen.livejournal.com]

If Sara Lee and Mrs. Smith duked it out. And Aunt Jemima ref'd the bout. And Little Debbie'd join right in-they'd all hump the Morten's Fisherman.

But Mrs. Paul and Betty Crocker, would kick the ass of those mother fuckers.

[vuzh.livejournal.com]

you gots da skiwws to pay the biwws, boyeeeeeeee.

[twistedzen.livejournal.com]

yeah. all that time spent wanting to be the first white rapper to bust out of Westerville Ohio.