There is no way to penetrate this derriere

It has the strength of a million souls, the power of the DEAD!

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Today I:

• Did not post yesterday did I? Oh well, nothing happened anyway.
  
• Cleaned house a little.
  
• Noticed that the variegated cotoneaster IS actually alive. Was wowed by how many heartleaf skullcaps are coming up in the rock garden. Love that plant.
  
• Took receipt of the work tables for the garage, along with various other sundries that we inherited from Wifey's Grandfather.
  
• Ate lunch at A&W with wifey's Mom, Aunt & some dude. Blech A&W.
  
• Mowed the lawn.
  
• SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED. Because of the goddamned flowering trees.
  
• Watered the lawn with the silly tractor thingie.
  
• Repaired the leaky roof with some goopy black patch stuff.
  
• SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED AND SNEEZED. Because of the goddamned flowering trees.
  
• Finally went to the store and bought some Claritin.
  
• Checked my stats and noticed that the brand new free download release on Vuzh Music is really catching fire, tons of hits from Russia, especially.