Last Chance

No one downloaded these when I posted them before.

I'm gonna delete 'em real soon, but they're good songs I wanted to share with youz...

A couple things that have been in my head:

Download me! I'm a rilly good chune! The woman's voice is unbelievably beautiful. It's manna from the gods.

Download me! I'm funky as hell, and I make yuppies get headaches!

tee vee

Good new TV show we discovered on Telemundo:

It's called Quinceañera. It's pretty much just like American Idol, except that it's all 15 year old girls singing their favorite Latin-pop songs, and they all suck eggs!

It's funny because when the girls are singing and being judged, they have a split screen so that you can see the reaction of the girls mothers!

Also, during the elimination, they have one extra chance to not be eliminated... and this chance is decided by how well the girls' mothers sing!! And the girls' mothers are terrible!!! This show is fucking incredible!!!!

The whole thing is made better by repeated commercials for "Crema de Caracol" -- literally, SNAIL CREAM!!!!! I gather from their website, that yeah, it's actually snail cream. Ew.

However weird Spanish language TV is, at least they have way hotter women who star in their commercials. Hlonga hlonga.