accomplishment

i feel accomplished.

in the last few minutes, i emailed my Senator, Ken Salazar, and basically appraised him of the fact that people are, in fact, watching what he's doing, and that there are always consequences to the way a Congressperson votes.

and directly afterward, i found out that Scaff Bros. actually do have a website, so i can order online the best dill-pickled garlic in the entire world. (scroll down, in the "Taste of Country" section)

zzzzuummmmm.

enhance your shexual vigor!

i listen to talk radio a lot.
the latest column of ads to pervade the talk radio world are for men's sexual performance aid products.
the disturbing thing is not the subject matter, alright?
some gentlemen have a problem with getting it up and keeping it up.
if they need to pop a pill or gnaw on some sebaceous root to help crank the old engine, that's cool with me, i reckon.

the disturbing thing about the ads is that they usually sound like the ad copy is being read by 15 year old girls -- one particularly bad one stars a little freshman high schooler that sounds like she has braces on, and has trouble wrapping her sumptuous, tempting little lips around the word "sexual"

it's kinda sicko.

i'm just imagining some committee listening to the various takes of the ad, saying things like "hm... not pre-pubescent enough! come on, i want to imagine the girl in PJs hugging a teddy bear, sucking her thumb! THAT will sell our sex drug!"