Yngwie will UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY on yo' ass!

i found this on boingboing.net
From Roadrunner Records' Blabbermouth blog:

"Yngwie Malmstein threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist. The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman. A member of Yngwie's touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie's reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was 'assaulted' by the offended passenger."

but kids, not only do you get a mental picture of Yngwie flipping his lid....
not ONLY just a mental idea of the whole thing





you also get a f*sking MP3



oh, mugod.

Yngwie Malmsteen unleashing the fucking fury all up in this bee-urtch!

Yngwie Malmsteen in the heee-ouse !


~ weedle weedle weedle DUN DUN DUN weedle weedle weedle ~

I now will tell you all a story
That no one ever heard before
It is a tale about the fury
Remember wisdom is your strength

It said you're such a fool
Just let my evil rule

CHORUS
No, it's burning like a flame
Now nothing seems the same
I've lost control of my mind and body
My soul is in its hand
Its wish is my command
Enslaved forever by the fury !
By the fury, no!

At first it came to me in visions,
And that was filling me with pain
And when my fear became desire
To let the demon burn my soul

It said "Don't fight in vain I'll make you love the pain"

CHORUS REPEAT

I now have told you all my story
And still for you it's not too late
Don't draw your sword just use your wisdom
and never let this be your fate

Oh, no it's here again,
This demon love the pain.

CHORUS REPEAT

uh, yeah. words to live by and all that.