grr.

ladies and gentlemen,
i am in a pissy mood.

i have been in an unfriendly, angry, beat-people-up mood
for the last several days.
so these days have consisted of walking around, flexing my muscles, listening to Slayer and not speaking to anyone.

i should quite enjoy popping someone in the face,
or at least knocking them down in the dust,
laughing at them,
and perhaps spitting on them.

i am Zen.

here's a thing

that annoys me about myself.

in general, i disapprove of slouchdom.
i saw a couple of guys walking into the liquour store today walking all skeezy and slouchy like they were either about to ask me for some dope or maybe hold up the place...
this reminded me to walk upright,
(since evolution has granted us this ability,)

i think that perhaps i slouch too much whilst walking or standing, or even sitting.

the worst way the slouch presents itself in my character is my manner of speech.
i speak too quickly,
slurring words together in a mushy attempt to get along with the common man.
my preference would be to properly pronounce each word,
but my affected, dumbed down way of speaking has become such a bad habit that i don't know if i could speak properly if challenged to do so.
then again, if one were to speak correctly,
one would end up sounding like Crispin Glover.