as soon as someone takes a picture o' my ogly arse!

actually, the hair wouldn't show up in a photo, since i wear it in a ponytail all the time.

go back to here and imagine two feet of hair behind me, and that's what i used to look like.
http://www.kuci.org/~justin/bedtime/lonely.htm
afterwards imagine it shoulder length, in a ponytail, and that's me now. oh yeah, also no beard. and older. but wiser.